According to Lydia Loveless Jesus Was a Wino. Now before you start shouting Blasphemy and pelting me with stones just remember that he was the guy who turned water into wine - allegedly.
A trick that would guarantee an invite to any party. Interestingly (or perhaps worryingly) I have a number of songs about the Son of God and alcohol so no doubt we will come back to this subject in due course.
Even more controversially Bunny Wailer has a song called Bald Head Jesus. As you can see from the picture above with the lovely flowing locks he clearly wasn't. This song appears as Ernie has,as threatened, kindly provided a MRJS (Mandatory Reggae Jesus Song). He has also provided me with a good few more Jesus songs so this series could run and run.
It's time we had a bit or order and sanity around here so look no further than The Soul Stirrers requesting Be With Me Jesus
More Jesus songs next week when drink may again be involved.
I must leap to Bunny's defence. He is not claiming Jesus was bald. In the song he clearly states that he has never seen an image of a bald head Jesus yet. Admittedly his claim that Jesus was a "dreadlocked Nazarene" may be a bit more controversial.
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DeleteThere was much clapping here with Be With Me Jesus. Much clapping.
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